var msg = new Array();
Stamp = new Date();
today = Stamp.getDate();
msg[1] = "The average person falls asleep in seven minutes";
msg[2] = "In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak";
msg[3] = "The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world";
msg[4] = "A dime has 118 ridges around the edge";
msg[5] = "It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open";
msg[6] = "Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur";
msg[7] = "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain";
msg[8] = "A cat has 32 muscles in each ear";
msg[9] = "Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance";
msg[10] = "Almonds are a member of the peach family";
msg[11] = "There are more chickens than people in the world";
msg[12] = "The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing";
msg[13] = "There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar";
msg[14] = "Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite";
msg[15] = "Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated";
msg[16] = "If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green";
msg[17] = "The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor";
msg[18] = "Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem";
msg[19] = "Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day";
msg[20] = "The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute";
msg[21] = "A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened";
msg[22] = "40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year";
msg[23] = "The average housefly lives for one month";
msg[24] = "The toothbrush was invented in 1498";
msg[25] = "The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines";
msg[26] = "A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes";
msg[27] = "February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon";
msg[28] = "Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable";
msg[29] = "Women blink nearly twice as much as men";
msg[30] = "Only 7% of the population are lefties";
msg[31] = "40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute";

function writeTip() {
document.write(msg[today]);
}